I don't trust anyone who isn't attracted to Taika Waititi.

*Unless they don't experience attraction.

Free Guy is basically "What if The Matrix were cute?".

I like it.

Any time your first comment on something would start with "Actually...", feel free to shut up instead.

When in doubt, a silly little drink and a hot shower will get you pretty far.

I tried for a couple of years, but I can't take it anymore. I'm trading in my iPhone and going back to Android.

This is your regular reminder that experienced programmers are not afraid of anything people call AI.

Have the courage of a guinea pig, screaming at beings dozens of times bigger than them to give them food.

See Copper, 1.2kg (2.6lb), who screams at us multiple times per day for food.

For me, visiting family at the holidays means drinking terrifyingly strong cocktails and playing Thirsty Sword Lesbians.

The voting age should be the age of the youngest person a state has forced to be a parent. Fight me.

Why don't I have shortbread cookies for breakfast every day?

What exactly is the point of downloading content if you can’t access it without an internet connection.

Never have I ever...
Gone two years without my professional life being turned into a mess by a corporate acquisition.

Friendly reminder that acting with empathy does not require understanding.

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